Ketosis Blues

Trying to begin a new phase in my life. Engaging in the heretofore verboten practice of the liquid diet. 10 days in, not so bad, aside from the dull hunger and the debilitating constipation..it's all good. Two words, glycerin suppositories.........

Now my Obama schpiel.......My Prez, My Prez....never has a moderate been so unfairly smeared,
So lets stop pretending, he's gonna make friends outta enemies